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A man that has about as much spice and flavor as a jar of mayonnaise.
Rebecca: "OMG This guy sucks at holding a conversation!"
Alex: "Sounds like you got yourself a mayonnaise man."
An alternative way to discreetly refer to sex. In close resemblance with phrases such as "bury the bone".
Man- "Hey there baby, how about you come on over to my house and we can dip the carrot in the mayonnaise".
Woman- Nigga what
Cum or sperm from a man named Mikey mixed in with mayonnaise to create a sex lube
I jacked off using Mikey's mayonnaise.
After you eat a jar of mayonnaise with your bare hands and your hands are sticky and it looks and feels like you came on your hands.
Brad: Yo I shook Chad's hand and it felt like there was cum on it
Jacob: No I think he just has mayonnaise hands.
its like the cheese that kills you at 1 am when u open ur fridge like u already know my gs
ayo who spilt the forbidden mayonnaise 😏
Yoghurt male, but female
-Wow she's so cool and real, she's def a yoghurt male
-nah man she got a vagayjay she fo sho a mayonnaise female bruh
A very unfunny joke I made
A:"how are you? "
B:"like gay mayonnaise "
A:"fish "