When two people are fisting the same person, same hole or different holes and they high five inside the person.
Chelsea was so excited to be the muppet in the muppet high-five tonight.
When one's sexual partner inserts their entire hand and wrist almost up to the elbow into one's asshole they gain the ability to work one's body like a fuckin Muppet
I don't remember that was I being muppeted?
Someone who's mom is a whore/ slag.
Making you a hurt child.
Shut up you naff muppet I'll bang you out
Scary looking people, usually living in small, rural towns, who even creators from Jim Henson's Creature Shop would find terrifying and throw away.
I recently visited a small town in south-central Pennsylvania crawling with Dumpster Muppets.
Wow isn’t that jevo
Shhh she’s the biggest muppet ever
Definition: a group of people extremely easy to manipulate, control, or exploit; a self-defeating or self-sabotaging rabble
Use: "Man, you guys folded quicker than a muppet plantation."
When you give someone a rimjob with a sock puppet.
That gir the other night took off her sock and gave me a Stinky Muppet.