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A extremely difficult task of drinking a very large quantity of alcohol. Mostly a night time task due to much needed planning. Must have women involved for the operation to be a success.
Dude#1: Hey bro, whats goin on tonight??
Dude#2: Operation chug norris. get ready
To beat someone's ass uncontrollably without feeling or remorse.
to chuck norris, chuck norrised (past tense)
Motherfucker if you don't make me a sammich, i'll Chuck Norris your bitch ass
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The act of being accepted by Chuck Norris and his fist.
Dave is hardcore. He was Chuck Norris Approved.
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The creator of language.
The curer of polio: roundhouse kicked a bottle of aspirin instantly creating the remedy.
Father of infomercials.
Father of Steven Seagal.
I'm gonna Chuck Norris my way to fame and advertise this piece of shit!
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The brother of God, the favorite of his Mom, and kicked Satan's Ass... Plus, God was sooooo jealous, He left Chuck Norris out of the Bible.
Erm no example. Chuck Norris will shoot me from his eyes if I wrote one...
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A line that was just recently put in a rap battle of Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris on youtube. This means being all-powerful and indestructible.
Guy 1: "I just shot you in the heart, why didn't you die?"
Guy 2:"CUZ I AM CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!"
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One hell of a sexy beast totally kicks ass on Walker Texas Ranger( coolest show ever)! He is probably the sexiest man alive!!
Dude its Chuck Norris!
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