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Paul Dedrick Gray
Born:
April 8 1972
Died:
May 24 2010
Played the Bass guitar and was one of the founding members of Slipknot. Originated like most of them from a town in Iowa called Des Moines. More can be found out about him on Wikipedia
R.I.P Paul Gray \m/
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To fake a serious injury in any sport only to come back five minutes later and perform in 'dramatic' fashion. This action was trademarked by Paul Pierce in the 2008 NBA Finals.
"Joe nearly got a concussion while we were playing football. Luckily he was tough enough to come back and score five touchdowns."
"He's not tough. He just likes to Paul Pierce it."
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High school drop-out, classical music lover, collector of antique clocks, wearer of Zegna suits and twenty-fourth Prime Minister of Australia between 1991 and 1996. He came to prominence as the reformist Treasurer in the Hawke government, and is remembered for both his many legislative achievements as Prime Minister, and his colourful insults.
As Prime Minister, Paul Keating was famous for his use of colourful invective, at one time memorably describing his successor, John Howard as "the little desiccated coconut."
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A teacher at a prestigious private school in Oxford who viewed indecent images of children on his laptop has been given a suspended prison sentence.
Paul Dean, 66, who was head of English at the Dragon School, lost his job as a result of the police investigation.
The prep school said Dean's offences did not take place on its premises, or involve any of its students.
Among the school's notable alumni are John Betjeman, Hugh Laurie, Emma Watson, Jack Whitehall and Tim Henman.
'Rigorous safeguarding'
In a statement, it said: "As soon as the school was made aware of this police investigation, the individual was suspended with immediate effect and shortly afterwards his contract with Dragon School was terminated.
"Safeguarding children is the highest priority for the school and this responsibility is taken very seriously.
"Rigorous safeguarding procedures are in place at the school and have been inspected regularly for many years.
"We have worked in conjunction with the Local Authority Safeguarding Team and Thames Valley Police regarding this matter, following both school policy and all government guidance."
Dean, of Cunliffe Close, Oxford, admitted viewing three category A images - the most severe - three category B images and nine category C images.
At Oxford Magistrates' Court, he was given a six-month prison sentence, suspended for two years.
a fat cunt that likes simping with gian and tan, Paul Dean must like 'em lolicons
Paul Higgins is One Directions fabulous tour manager! He doe s everything for the boys! When Liam Payne decides to take time off from being daddy direction Paul steps in! Without him...
-Hard objects would be thrown on stage.
-Louis Tomlinson would wreck the stadiums
-Harry Styles would pour water on everyone and buy 1,000,000 cats
-Zayn Malik would never get out of bed
-Niall Horan would go onstage naked (Thanks again Paul. :/ JK)
-Liam would spend the whole concert twitcamming instead of performing, in a batman costume
But he loves the boys and he loves the fans, especially the calm ones.
Person 1 (fake fan): Paul Higgins is so mean. He wouldn't let me hug Zain or Neil!
Directioner: What did you say about Paul???!?!?!?!?!
Person 1: Ya, I saw him yesterday! Anyways he is so mea-
Directioner: You saw Paul Higgins?!? (Fan girls forever)
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A catchphrase popularized by the movie, "American Psycho". In the scene which contains this dialogue, the central character says, "Hey Paul" immediately before suddenly striking his nemesis, Paul, in the face with an axe.
Example 1:
"Dude, that guy is such an asshole. I'm about two seconds from "Hey Paul'ing" him in the face."
Example 2:
Person 1: "Look at that guy over there, I fucking hate that guy."
Person 2: "Yeah"
Person 1: (shouting at guy) "Hey.. Paul!"
Person 2: "I think his name's Andy, man."
Person 1: "Nevermind."
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A multitalented Canadian actor and musician with a large internet-based fangirl harem. He's best known for his role as Benton Fraser in due South and for being extremely pretty. He may or may not be a key instrument in the Canadian plan for global domination.
Paul Gross can make curling look hot.
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