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A FLIPPING LONG BREAK BY THE BAND TWENTY ONE PILOTS THAT HAS LASTED WAY TO LONG
WHEN THE HELL IS THE TWENTY ONE PILOTS HAITUS OVER
Twenty One Pilots are a musical duo from Columbus, Ohio, formed in 2009. They quite possibly have the most irritating fanbase in the history of music, otherwise known as "The Clique", who call both Tyler and Josh "Smol Beans" and claim that TØP (the bands abbreviation) have the deepest vocals known to mankind. Not only that, but they deem their genre as something unintelligible simply because they venture into different genres for different songs and albums. First and foremost, they aren't emo. Having lyrics that focus on emotional topics with a sad tone doesn't make a band emo. Sorry 13 year olds, maybe add some Taking Back Sunday into your musical diet. TØP are best described as alternative hip hop or indie pop. Their music is nothing more than a 4/10 for me personally, sorry basic pre-teens.
Person 1: Who're Twenty One Pilots?
Person 2: An alt-hip hop band who use synthesizers and ukelalies.
Person 1: Huh, sounds interesting!
Person 2: Oh lord..
~ Person 1 listens to Vessel ~
Person 2: How'd it go?
Person 1: I feel like I've heard this on the radio for the past 10 years.
Person 2: Exactly.
Person 1: Yup. Most interesting lyric was "I liked it better when my car had sound."
Person 2: A bunch of Tumblr SJW people think they're deep.
Person 1: Oh, of course they do. Sing anything about a mental illness with basic chords and a simple drum beat behind it and they'll buy it.
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A man gives vaginal sex while she's dropping a duce.
I was the "Bomber Pilot" with Trixie at the party.
Any senior member of a company that keeps their job and/or gets promoted by taking credit for successes that would have happened regardless of their presence. Typically these people are found in companies where all the hard work has been done and the company now makes money automatically no matter what anyone does. Just like once all the hard work of getting a satellite in orbit is done it will usually stay in orbit. The only real task of the satellite pilot is to not do anything truly stupid AKA knock the satellite out orbit.
Despite us being only one of 4 oligopoly energy suppliers our CEO just got a $5 million bonus for last years performance when. He's such a satellite pilot.
Our head of HR is the biggest satellite pilot I've ever seen.
When you are skydiving in the air and you take a shit in mid air with your pants pulled down and it hits a fighter jets window and that jet crashes.
"Yeah i did A Clouded Pilot the other day!"
(automobile, cellphone, driver, self-centered), someone who talks on a cellphone, while holding it to the side of their head & driving an automobile.
Beware the Cell Pilot when crossing the street, as they are distracted & may not notice you until it is too late to avoid a collision.