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hurt carl with quarters

when you eat nothing but quarters for a week. then poop all that into a sock and beat someone with it.

I liked the new Illinois quarter that i ate nothing but them and hurt carled with quarters the inventor.

by Billy wanger February 27, 2004

15๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


three quarter chub

One quarter away from a full on boner

When I was dancing with that girl last night I got a three quarter chub so quick. I think she liked it dude

by Slutslut October 21, 2013

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


quarter life crisis

A person who has major concerns of not being an established person by their 25th birthday.

This may be a person who is both not in a stable relationship of stable job place. As a result, has deep regrets and temtations about their futures.

This is pressure due to others within their age range whom have managed success at an early age in comparison with the person having the crisis.

Jane was in a quarter life crisis because she was going on 26 and was not married, nor had a stable income to support a family.

by dwayne May 12, 2004

28๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


ukrainian quarter

A .22 calibre cartridge and 3 pennies mounted on a circular piece of wood.

He's so cheap, he pays me in Ukrainian quarters!!

by Showcase.ca January 15, 2006

6๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


quarter life crisis

the years after college when your parents stop telling you how to live you life - and stop financing it.

my friend says she hates her job and is broke, but she's just having a quarter life crisis.

by Erin May 13, 2004

65๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


Three Quarter birthday

A party held for someone nine months to the day after there birthday because it has been three quarters of a year since there birthday.

He was born on June 12th so his three quarter birthday will be on March 12th.

Its his three Quarter birthday.

by judge dredd7 October 12, 2012

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


quarter life adventure

Unlike the quarter life crisis, which causes its suffers to become moopy and disillusioned, people experiencing the quarter-life adventure are usually exciting and awesome.

Instead of giving in to the pressure to become a responsible and productive member of society, quarter life adventurers go wild and use the experience to justify anything and everything that they want to do. Most quarter life adventurers quit their jobs if they have one to go travel and seek adventure. It is an extremely wild and unconventional thing to do, but nonetheless pretty awesome. After all, life's too short to be anything but happy.

I just spent all of my students loans on a skydiving trip in Bali. My friends think I'm having a quarter life crisis but I think I'm on a quarter life adventure.

by jdills March 15, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž