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The bits of poop that come out of a scout when he tries fisting for the first time, usually at a Jamboree.
Of course I get more action than you guys. I was only like 10 when I got my boy scout cookie.
When two dudes high five in celebration after masturbating next to each other.
Alternatively, when a man high fives someone after masturbating but the other person doesn't know about it.
"My hand smells funny... goddamit, I think steve might have the boy scout leadered me."
The proven theory that many boy scouts that continue to Eagle Scoutdom have nothing better to do with their lives. After they gain the title of "Eagle Scout" they believe they have all power in the world and are the rulers of everyone alive, even though they don't and the title of "Eagle Scout" will earn them nothing. This causes them to seek jobs with power, or their idea of power over others, such as a college dorm Resident Advisor (RA).
Guy1: Man, Paul is the worst RA ever. He just thinks he has power over everyone in the hall simply because he's the RA. He commands people around to clean up and turn their music down. He's trying to steal the college experience away from us.
Guy2: He was telling me he was an Eagle Scout yesterday.
Guy3: That's a for sure case of the Boy Scout Complex. Notice how he thinks he owns everybody under his rule even though he has a stupid petty job as a college dorm RA.
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can be used as an adjective noun or verb... pertaining to one or multiple sexual acts inflicted on a poor boy scout when he takes the other boy scout's bottom bunk. Most of these horrid acts are performed by eagle scouts who force their weight on the younger ones..
dude... I heard ossac gave little jimmy an angry boy scout last night. thats brutal... poor kid.
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Disgorgement of mucus from a single nostril barrel, performed by closing off the other blow hole with the index finger, then mightily exploding the contents into the atmosphere, preferably away from the practitioner. Repeat with the other side.
Whoa! That girl just did a Boy scout Blow into the gutter!
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A Group of extreme right-wingers. Organization that hates gays and lesbians, atheists, and other such groups of people that "don't follow morals". Hide behind their oath and law for the justfaction of all of their hate. Basically the ROTC for middle and high school kids who just don't want to join ROTC cuz they feel it is too militaryisk while BSA is getting there. Kick scoutmasters out for being openly gay and take the rank of eagle scout back from kids who have already recived it because they are atheists.
O my fucking god I can't believe that I am a member of an organization that has believes so diferent from mine and bares a distint resemblance to the Republican party. What was I thinking when I joined was I stoned
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We are Boy Scouts
We wear short shorts
We tie knots
We identify plants and animals
We go canoeing
We sleep in tents
We have flag cermonies
We build campfires
We sell popcorn
Scout: "Why hello old lady! Would you like help crossing the street?"
Old Lady: "I love the Boy Scouts of America!"
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