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Has A Situation to a problem.
Bob has a handle on the situation.
1. When a very attractive female is with an ugly, dorky or unfashionable male.
2. A mismatched couple.
That girl's boyfriend is rocking a ponytail, what a whisper situation.
When a homosexual(queer/gay/transgenders)-person trys to get you to let them suck your dick, when they obviously know your straight.(not gay.normal)
Man this Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation about to have me punching out that fucking fag. He offered me $100 to let him suck my dick. He knows I'm straight. WTF
Feelings of desire for a person who is not particularly attractive but just happens to be the most attractive in the room at that point in time. Often occurs during long boring classes or lectures.
Sufferers usually come to a realisation that the subject of their lust is far less interesting if they ever see them in a different context.
"I thought Joey in my Linguistics class was really hot, but when I saw them in the supermarket I realised it was just a bad case of situational lust"
When someone, usually someone with a "tude" (or stereotypical, overprotective fathers) threatens to do something to someone else if that other person commits a certain act.
"If you lay one hand on that donut, I'm going to punch you into next week!"
"If you so much as post one copyrighted video, we'll sue you out of your skin!"
These are hypothreatical situations.
An semi-incestual relationship with a parent or sibling.
"That mother and son sure do act weird together. I bet they're in a Gotwalls Situation".
when a straight person is constantly surrounded by gay people; is a part of friend group that is primarily gay
“is this person fruity or is it jus a cesar situation ?”