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The number one cause of disciplined children all over the world. (Though mainly of Portuguese descent) The wooden spoon is a dangerous weapon capable of ending the tantrum of even the most stubborn child.
No, mom! Not the wooden spoon! No I promise I won't throw anymore pipe bombs!
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A friend who all you do is spoon but not will happen romantically other than spooning
Danielle and I are spooning buddies but nothing else will happen between us.
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Someone with parents that pay for everything. Someone who doesn't know the value of money because they have never had to work for it. This person breezes through life without a care in the world because they know mommy and daddy will pick up the tab.
Sally: "Johnny doesn't have a job, How can he afford that new car?"
Jane: "He's Spoon Fed"
Sally: "ahh, of course"
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in spooning, the big spoon is the person in the back
Men are usually the big spoon.
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-when you hang a spoon off of your nipple like you would do on your nose
-when your spooning with someone's boobies
-when your grasping a boob and eating applesauce with a spoon at the same time
-when a girls boob has an indent that looks like a spoon was implanted on it
-"Man, that chick has got some big boobie spoons!"
-Latifa is showing me dem boobies poons tonight fo sho
-that girl held that boobie spoon forever!
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The Spooning Dolphin is an eccentric sex position. It follows a similar starting positing as 69, but while the man is giving the woman oral, they start doing somersaults. As you increase in velocity, the woman will eventually make a sound of pleasure similar to the sound of a dolphin.
"Man. That girl was crazy! We tried The Spooning Dolphin in her hallway and broke a vase!"
Hayley Kiyoko loves a dessert spoon. It's a spoon held by greatness, gives people hope.
"I looove a dessert spoon!" "Gives me hope."- Hayley Kiyoko