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The best ark in the notorious Spongebob anime.
I can’t wait to see the the Sandy Spread Cheeks ark!
Tendency of (mainly female) clerical and secretarial staff in large organizations to engage in office romance/sexual activity with superiors as means of professional advancement.
"Women have such low self-esteem that sometimes the secretary spread seems like the only route to success." New York Post
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The act of homosexual erotic activities with a group of 3 or more males. Typically hosted by a balding male with an unusually long torso. The event usually involves much anal play with the addition of glitter and various wooden butt plugs. The event is then ended with a pizza and beer celebration with the possibility of a round of golf.
The weather is going to be nice this weekend! I'm seeking a foursome for some weekend fun; help spread my mulch Saturday that will include pizza and beer. I will then be open to play a little golf Sunday (or potentially Saturday afternoon if we start early and finish early). You can't pass up this tremendous opportunity! Who's in?
When a girl man spreads so big that it takes up the whole table and makes people very uncomfortable.
Yo I didn’t mean to Cd’s man spread on the bench this morning
When one spreads their glutes in preparation for Penetration or any penial objects.
friend 1: "yo did you tap that last night?"
friend 2: "yeah bro, I had her spreading them cheeks for me"
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The spread leg wiggle you do when your testicle sack sticks to the side of your leg and you have to relieve it.
It was a hot day, my sack was super glued to my thigh. Took a solid three minutes of the spread leg wiggle to fix it.
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A place where moms and dads go in order to learn to spread butter, cream cheese, peanut butter, jelly as well as other assorted items on bread, bagels or crackers.
Johnny: Mom, how do you spread this cream cheese so smooth on my bagel?
Mom: Well, I went to Spreading School!
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