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1. A blow job from a younger girl who is not yet ready to have sex.
2. A Blow Job.
"Jon has gotten three seventeen year old standards in the past few weeks"
"He should teach me how to pedo."
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A young child who watches V1nce cuh (around the age of 10) and makes their profile picture on YouTube into the duck that V1nce uses to represent him self. They will go to harass PNGtubers, although they are too retarded to realize that the PNGtuber is making more money. These people are mostly generic white boys who thinks they have friends but, The people that they talk too don’t want to be friends, even if they hide the fact that they are a Stan of V1nce cuh.
Person one : bro I went on this dudes phone and he’s a Stan of Vince💀
Person two : he’s probably a standard V1nce cuh enjoyer.
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When someone expects others to be telepathic,but doesn't expect themself to be telepathic, instead prefering to bask in thetelepathy of others.
His/her telepathic double standards are getting laughable.
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Strict schedule adhered to by mormons due to their plentiful supply of children
Dallin rises at 6, plays with the kids, works out at 8, has brunch at 1030, dinner at 530, puts the kids to bed at 7, and sleeps at 9. No way he's coming out tonight. He's on that Mormon standard time bro.
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Wigger, moves his arm in a sideways motion constantly while dancing, knowm to throw up a "westside" and mouth the words to get low. also known as mister Twin
dude, see that guy over there, yeah, what the fuck is he doing, he looks just like a Standard St. Francis Male
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When one wouldn't let themselves fall below a certain line. What that line is depends on the person. It CAN be used as an excuse, but for many it is a way of life.
I'm an athlete, and if I want to be the best, I must reach and maintain a high standard.
I would not go out with a shallow person because I have high standards.
I will not pay to watch that movie because it is shallow and I just have high standards.
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The official time given for when a band will perform, even though everyone knows they will actually go on at least 45 minutes late.
Person One: What the hell? Weren't Black Lips supposed to go on at 10:00? That was nearly an hour ago!!??!
Person Two: Psh, dude, chillout. They were supposed to go on at 10:00 Indie Rock Standard Time (IRST). Look, they're about to go on now. Right on time.
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