Heart shaped soda tab

When someone gives you a soda tab in the shape of a heart glued together (with both middle parts intact) it means they are asking you to be their significant other ( or just simply expressing their feelings)

“Yea they gave me a heart shaped soda tab, we’re dating now”

Insert tab A into slot B

code name for nailing

Dude: You know what babe, I could go for a great romp session right now...

Girl: Not tonight Im tired.

Dude: Well then, do you think that when we wake up, we could "insert tab A into slot B"?

Girl: Why dont you start with the cereal box first...

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Facebook Official Info Tab

When you want to be Facebook Official (FBO) with someone to keep them happy but you don't want it on your front page. Also known as FBOIT

Tanner is only Facebook Official Info Tab (FBOIT) because he is afraid of commitment and doesn't really love her. FBOIT is wayyyy different than FBOFP.

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Tab Energy Drink

An energy drink made especially for girls. It increases female hormone levels. NOT FOR GUYS TO DRINK. If consumed by a guy, be sure to see your doctor ASAP. I'm not even kidding. If you don't visit your doctor, you will turn into a girl! Stupid idiot, why do you think the bottle is pink?

John drank Tab Energy Drink; now he's Joanne. What an idiot.

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MAKE YOUR TABS LAUGH

Derbyshire Slang:

This describes a substance that is particularly strong tasting or bitter (like lemons or popping candy). the phrase comes from the face pulled when tasting such substance, tabs in this case being a slang word for 'ears'. (also, in Derbyshire this phrase would be pronounced 'meck yer tabs laugh')

Man 1'Whats that you eating?'
Man 2' Raw Lemon'
Man 1' blimey mate if you suck on that much longer, that'll make your tabs laugh'.

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Lemme get a tab

The act of having someone open a new tab on their computer in order to find info on a subject on-the-fly.

Me: Man i cant shake this cold!

Steve-o (face buried in laptop): That sux

Me: Lemme get a tab, bro. I gotta google a remedy or i think i'm gonna croak.

Steve-o: Aight i gotcha

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Smack Me Back Another Crackin Tab Can

Hand Me A Beer

..."Smacka Me Back Anotha Crackin Tab Can"

-For full humor effect, words must be said as written above using fast and enhanced/unique/bad enunciation.

"Smack Me Back Another Crackin Tab Can"

Damn I'm thirsty. Smacka Me Back Anotha Crackin Tab Can Carson. Upon request, a good homie of yours hands you a cold one.