Two Pointer

1) Someone who meets hiring quotas on two counts.
2) An employee who fits into two minority categories.

"That new black woman in accounting will never get fired, she's a two pointer"

Alternate spelling "2 Pointer"

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Twenty twos

22 inch wheels used to modify an automobile that typically is fitted with smaller wheels.

Man I just put twenty twos on my ride.
It is a bitchin ride now

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Two shits

Having a complete lack of care.

"I don't give two shits about the dolphins"

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two-faced

Someone who has two faces or parts to their personality. Like they'll be all nice to you one second and when you're gone start talking about you behind your back.

Mary: Oh my gosh! Hey Laura!
Laura: Heyy!
Mary: You look so cute today!
Laura: Thx. :)
Mary: Well see you later hun!
Laura: Bye Mary!

*once Laura is gone*

Mary: Ugh, I'm tired of that two-faced bitch.
Stephanie: I know right?

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ten to twoing it

the motion you make while smoking meth in a glass dick.

"To smoke" would turn into "smoking",
"ten to two" would turn into "ten to twoing it".

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Two's Up

nutha way 4 sayin save me half (on cig)

ste says - two's up phil
phil says - ryt den
ste says - safe

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two step

1) a "dance" step done to hardcore music, alternating pinwheeling arms and crossover legs. derived from the skanking done in the ska movement, it's similar in rhythm, but much more agressive. it seems simple at first glance but the motion is acctually quite hard to pick up and hold onto for long periods of time.

2) a general annoyance. try having any kind of pit while kids are two stepping and all it gets you in an elbow in the face. any less than five two steppers can be overtaken by a rushing of the pit... sometimes a loose circle piut can be formed... & if there's any more than five... that is one fucking huge venue that you're in, buddy.

1) setting; punkrock show in the 707.
mohawk: what're they DOING?
byrd: two stepping. they're hardcore kids, and this IS Resiliance.
mohawk: oh.

2) setting; punkrock show in the 707.
mohawk: what're they DOING?
byrd: two stepping. they're hardcore kids, and this IS Resialiance.
mohawk: fuck that, it's a PUNK show.
7seconds backpatch: circle pit?
skunx hair: no, let's rush 'em.

(JUST... go to a fucking show... cheers.)

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