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Something to say during a large awkward silence. Often gets a laugh, and is a great conversation starter.
P1: So yeah...thats what happened...
(Awkward silence...)
P2: Meanwhile in Vegas...
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Gettysburg, PA. More specifically, Gettysburg College where the wild party scene has earned the school the nickname G-Vegas. While the origin of this nickname remains unknown, scholars maintain that it began somewhere in the late 1990's or early 2000's when the school's men's lacrosse program was becoming a national powerhouse. It was these lax bros, famous for both their dominance on the playing field and in the party scene, that it is believed came up with the nickname. Locations at Gettysburg College famous for bringing this nickname to prominence include TKE, Phi Delt Water Parties, lax parties at the Big Gay Mansion, ATO, and Mamma's.
While this site seems to define G-Vegas as some inbred hick town in the Carolina's, any true bro knows that the real G-Vegas is Gettysburg. If anyone from one from Greenville wants to dispute this, any Gettysburg student would gladly buy them and their entire city.
Poor kid: I'm going to visit my sister in G-Vegas this weekend.
Lax bro 1: I thought your sister went to East Carolina?
Lax bro 2: Isn't everyone at that school on welfare?
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A place to go if you want to see booze on the streets, porn on the sidewalks, way too many casinos, lights so bright that it'll give you a headache for weeks, motels that smell like cigarettes, scum, and any other form of bullshit.
Las Vegas is America's worst city.
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The place where you go to bang cheap sluts
Las Vegas is the place to be.
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The coolest place on Earth full of diverse people, great bars, wonderful theaters, night clubs, spas, and all other commodities a cadet in military school might want.
Want to get shit faced in Lex Vegas tonight?
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What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas
('Cept Herpes, that shit stays with you for life)
Sarah: I can't remember, but I think I lost my v-card to someone last night in Vegas...
Best friend Nick, who was the one that she last her v-card to: Well honey, what happens in vegas stays in vegas. No worries.
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What happens here....will rot your soul!
Big fat Pig-dog, loser capital of the world.
Misogynistic, gun-loving, red-neck, drug addicts, who think that their desert toilet is the pinnacle of culture. LMAO!
Casinos love stupid people, and they are in Hog Heaven.
Actual attempted conversation with a local in Las Vegas, and the general mentality :
Local: ( Has only traveled as far as Utah, of course, was tweaking, and has family from an even worse shit-hole than Vegas.)
"Liberal! (They actually think that that's an insult, and ecology, higher education, science, intellect, anti-greed are bad things) Vegas is the best city in the world. Everybody knows that all men are born smarter than women, and all homeless people and blacks (word substitution) are criminals."
Me: Shuddered, cringed, found nearest exit, went home, packed-up, moved away.
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