wet neck

n. (euphemism) A slit throat.

Not to be confused with the racist characterization Wetneck.

1) I'm gonna give that punk a wet neck for messin' with my bitch!

2) If I don't pay my drug dealer by 5:00, my neck's gonna be wet!

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wet steak

When a girl gives you a blowjob while you eat a steak, usually performed on steak and blowjob day (march 14).

Logan's mom gave me a wet steak the other day.

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Wet beater

A wet wife beater. You usually get one after an intense workout or a long lasting run.

"I was playing basketball for 40 minutes, my wife beater is now a wet beater !"

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wet bar

A bar for mixing drinks that has a sink with running water.

My swank bachelor pad has a hot tub and wet bar.

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wet brain

1)Cretinous behavour resulting from chronic alcohol abuse.
2)One who displays such behavour.
3)Parso snig-blok zeep hee-hee no no no....

Oscar:Who's the cadavar in diapers over there, drooling and farting while he plays with himself?
Felix:Dear old Dad--a complete wet brain now, after 40 years of boozing....

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wet dub

$20 worth of something

Danny:How much?
Frank: "I'll be willin to split the difference for a wet dub!"
Danny: ight nigga

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Wet Helmet

A blowjob that does not involve blowing. The woman places the mans head into her mouth, and lets the saliva pool. Usually, this spit will be spat into an old water bottle. This form of oral sex is in no way pleasurable.

"my dick is in a moist hole.. with teeth.." "Dude, thats a Wet Helmet!"