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The phrase Chav means: Council House Adolescent Vermin
Chavs (Council House Adolescent Vermin ) are usually people who would wear Fake Brands, for example Fake Burberry. Also mostly wear tracksuits and sports kit. Can be known to have there tracksuits tucked into there socks, have the really greasy hair from over use of hair gels and other cheep brands, known to drink mostly Stella and/or WKD. Can also look like they are trying to be black and gangster like. (note chavs are white!)
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Chavs vary from working class to middle class- usually.
A middle class chav will:
-Be intimidated by fellow lower class chavs, strive to fit in and hence reform to chav beliving its the only form of acceptance. Though will still get the piss taken out of by other chavs. There is hope for them that they wil see sence.
A working class chav will:
-THINK that they are from the GHETTO. Point of there existance- WANT TO BE BLACK.
Picture this: A 14 year old girl and a 16/15 year old boy hanging outside Mcdonalds. Probably smoking a pack of Mayfair.
Girl- too much orange foundation, badly done eyemake up, straw like hair after exessive straightening, or over moussed into rats-tails like way. Otherwise slickbacked greasy hair. HUGE fake gold Argos earings. Loads of cheap soverign rings, some saying words like 'SISTER' (or in this case 'MUM'. Lacoste or Sergio trainers, Chav Jeans (or trakkie bottoms), Leg warmers, Chav branded hoodie. Carrying FAKE Louis Vuitton, Guicci, Prada handbag/POUCH. Bottle of WHITE LIGHTENING or CIDER in the oher hand. Smelling of cheap 'SO...?' deodrant. Possibly pregnant or desting to be, looking disgusted at Goths, Rockers, Skaters, Emos passing by.
Boy- over gelled short hair, dirty looking face, smelling of Lynx and fags. 'Nike' pouch over Sergio nylon hoodie, Mckenzie tracksuit bottoms, big black wool socks and black Lacoste trainers. Lots of cheap Soverign rings. Terrible acne and greasy looking. Arm round chav girl. Trying to be intimidating to innocent passers by, talking with crap etiquette using words like 'SAFE, BRAP, INIT, WAZTEGASH, BLUP' And swearing exessivly.
A chav goes around with another 20 or so. They make 'friends' so they look more popular. Chav girls bitch about eachother non-stop, one minute 'BFFL' the next 'OMDZ U FOKIN TRAMPI SLUT'. Boys just fight, too dumb to have a conversation talk about who theyve got preggers maybe.
Chavs strive to be accepted by the next. They dress like clones. Scum of the earth, start fights for no reason (except to make themselves seem 'HARD').
Will come out of school with no GCSE'S. Work in Mcdonalds untill they get bored stay at home with their 30 children and free load of the goverment for the rest of their lives.
Arseholes.
Chav Chealzii: Omdz look at dat goff!
Chav Nataliie: Omdz enit shes a freek lolz
Chav Chealzii: Lets go and batta her cus we is hard
Chav Nataliie: Nana not now i wanna goez nd get fingerd by Kev init nd get preggerzz- nearli my 13th!
Chav Chealzii: O yeye cum den lolz!
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A brainless piece of crap that usually wears really bad clothes, and has a very low IQ! Cant speak proper English and shouts at old people for shits and giggles!
Chav: 'Yo Yo Yo Shelly that kids starting on yah! He just called you a minger'
Chav 2: 'Yo you wanna make something outta it, bling bling, Il knock your fucking head in, Brappp! Brappp! You betta not mess wif my gang they'l break yah neck'
Normal Kid: 'Shut up you stupid fat bitch'
Chav: Runs off crying to her boyriend who is stealing some babys nappies from Tesco, for this other girl he got pregnant 8 months ago. He has 3 kids already and hes only 14. He'l be appearing on Jeremy Kyle tomorrow. His mother is so proud of him.
Stupid chavs
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People who think they 'own' territory and decide to spit on 'their' territory to mark it. They also wear hoodies/tramp caps to hide their ugly faces from the world. Another clothing is the classic 'trackies', trousers designed to fall down and show underwear to disgraced passer-bys.
OMG, he really needs to pull up his trousers, the Chav.
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Chav is an abbreviation of the phrase "Council House and Violent". Which is used to describe a particular section of British Society. Although in recent years Chavs have spread to mainland Europe, in the hope of more property to vandalise and a fresh society to weigh down.
Normally encountered sporting imitation Adidas tracksuits tucked into their socks; Burberry caps and white training shoes. Should you meet some in public profanities will likely be heard, although to who or what these are are directed is usually difficult to understand. Much like other wild animals most chavs will become defensive if interrupted during their routine activities; these include taggin, smoking/spitting in car parks, congregating outside fast food outlets and having sex with underage girls in alleyways. Although unless they greatly outnumber you, their garbled bark is usually far worse than their bite.
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some of the biggest douche bags on the planet. they need to go fuck themselves. i don't live in england, but from what i hear, chavs are extreme faggots. even worse... THEY'VE SPREAD TO AMERICA!! they're not the same as the ones in england (i still call them chavs, but collars could work, too), but american chavs are just as fuckin gay. they don't wear as much plaid, but they wear bright-colored collared shirts (pink, light-blue, bright green), with the collars up. and all the clothes are made by american eagle, hollister, or other fuckin GIRL stores like that. but, like the english chavs, they're always trying to pick fights, and think they're better than everyone else. they obsess over cars, money, and other possesions, since they don't have any morals, thus they try to fill themselves with things. they're little shits to their parents. i.e. "i got grounded for yelling at my mom! haha!" "yeah i yell at my mom all the time too!" "haha!". not kidding, that's a real conversation i overheard between to chavs on my school bus.
chavs are basically wiggers mixed with preps/jocks
"i got money, cars, i got everything any kid would want!" <-- another thing i overheard a fuckin chav say on my bus (and no, that's not what everyone wants, just those faggot chavs do)
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a chav is a person who wears lots of burberry stuff& fake fur, thinks alot of themselves & is a complete fool. also, are very fug-like and like to push old ladies over& hang about on the street. its kind of the english version of 'gangster'.
'hey, do you like my brand new burberry hat?'
'you chav.'
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