muffin crust

muffin crust - Slang used to describe a person who has a large midsection that is exposed and hangs over the top of her pants due to the fact that the pants are too small in the waistline. Named due to the fact that the fat hangs over in resemblance to the batter hanging over on a muffin. Also known as muffin top, crust, and just plain fat hanging over. Not to be confused with a midriff baring top that smaller women with a flat midsection wear to show off their abs.

e.g., Eeeewww. Look at the muffin crust on Chris. She needs to lose some weight or buy bigger pants. The must have run out of XXXL.

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secretive crust

the crusty goop that lies within the anus cheeks of a dirty mexican. its secretive because nobody talks about the crust.

girl, i was in the middle of fucking him and i realized he had some secretive crust all up in his ass.

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bust the crust

Going anal for the first time

I had to bust the crust last night.
I busted the crust last night

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Crust Licker

One who licks a good ass like nobodys business, even gets all the crust.

Bobby come over here and give my ass a good cleaning and dont forget I pay you cause your the best crust licker I got!

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stuffed crust

Pwned became pizzoned. Maintaining the pizza theme, came stuffed crust. The act of being uber pwned.

Damn, you are freaking gizzay...stuffed crust!

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crust muncher

someone who eats anal crust for a living

jesey is a crust muncher

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Crusted Dusted

A slang term for “fucked up”, screwed up, old, unused, or unwanted.

That pizza has sat out an hour, its “crusted dusted.”
I hope the chicken doesn’t turn out “crusted dusted”

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