The thing nobody brings up but everybody notices is too tall of a tale to be true.
The giraffe in the room said that guy was 6'5", and he was persuasive enough that people almost believed him, he told them he carried himself like he was 6'5", but after a while they started to notice and suspect that he was not really 6'5". They thought he looked more remarkable on TV, but in real life, he was about as mundane looking as someone could get, almost like a toad. Someone that most people forgot about after about 5 seconds.
White hip hop trio with website- I always knew you weren't really 6'5", but I never figured you for a guy that walked around on stilts, you stupid faggot clown.
Guy on stilts- I'm not the only one pretending to be something I'm not.
Something people will be talking about for a long time if it's brought up.
Nobody but Dewey Cox wanted to bring up the giraffe in the room.
The giraffe on the Indian motorcycle became the giraffe in the room nobody wanted to bring up when it went inside the building.
Dewey Cox was the only one that wanted to bring up the giraffe in the room.
Something you dont want to talk about because you would end up talking longer than a giraffe neck about it.
Nobody wanted to bring up the giraffe in the room except for Dewey Cox.
Is that a goose or a swan? Nah bro it's a giraffe goose.
When a mommy giraffe likes a daddy tree they make a giraffe-tree
Hats are pretty cool are giraffe-trees
The act of performing fellatio on a minuscule cock and tricking the owner into believing you're deep-throating it.
Chad felt really good about the size of his cock after his girl went down on him, little did he know she was giving him a lazy giraffe.