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A mocking and derogatory term for the United States of America, used by European users of 4chan's /pol/ and /int/ boards, often used to mock the "shit" opinions of American posters.
The term comes from a series of webms of Americans sharting (farting then shitting) in public places.
American: *posts some shit about interracial sex* (Mutt's Law)
European: Ah, the land of the shart. *posts a webm of an American sharting in a grocery store*
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a butter landing is something that when the plane is pulling up 20 degrees and when it touch downs it slowly and smoothly makes the front landing gear touch the ground
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Noun. A suburb of Houston and also a state of mind. Where nice people from the city are banished to when they have a baby and can't afford/cope with Memorial. Full of lot-line-to-lot-line red brick Georgians, Home Depots and Olive Gardens. High suicide rate. Where Maids and Nannies don't speak English.
Virginia: Did you hear? Prissy and Hank are going to have a baby.
Steve: Does that mean they have to go to Sugar Land?
Virginia: Afraid so.
Steve: Damn. They seemed like nice people..
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#1 A runway for an aircraft, usually for smaller aircarft, and commonly made out of dirt, or grass, and without normal airport facilities. Eg: Terminal, taxieway, tarmac, hangers.
#2 A neatly shaved line just above the vagina. A landing strip points toward the pussy.
Random pilot #1 - Hey, we're running low on fuel, we should land at that landing strip.
Random pilot #2 - Yea, I guess you're right, bring 'er down.
I licked all around her, then started to follow the landing strip to her pussy.
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1. A nickname for Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada.
Term comes from the land of the lotus eaters in The Odyssey, where people ate lotus flowers and "A single taste of this native fruit made my soldiers forget everything they had ever know; where they were from, where they were going, everything."
It is in reference to Vancouver's laid back attitude and prominent drug culture (especially the large scale use and acceptance of marijuana).
"Hey, I'm going to Lotus Land"
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serendipitous success, surprising satisfaction, landing as lightly as a cat, being better than before.
Old pilots say, "Any landing you walk away from is a good landing."
After a divorce that tore me up, I made a good landing.
My boss fired me the week before Christmas, but I made a good landing.
The morning sun is shining and I'm coming in for a good landing.
I felt bad about losing her, but it was a good landing for me.
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A newer sex position often used by people who are of the younger generations. Developed in Delaware last year, two people are in the act of sex when the female poops on the males chest and proceeds to rub it with her vaginal area. The male then licks off of feces while eating the girl's vaginal area out and proceeds to then shit all over her face while she then gives him head.
"Oh baby gimme that Gorph Landes im so fucking horny!!"
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