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to be on the brink of needing a poo
I have to go, Marian, I have ringside seats.
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well ladies, when you think you've had all possible positions, please try Mr. Kenworth on:
Sit Down Position
How to do it:
He lies on his back and gets into the old “bicycle” exercise position: His hips and butt are in the air with his weight resting on his shoulders and elbows and his hands holding his hips high. You stand facing away from him and lower yourself onto his penis by sitting down on his butt. His feet then rest against your back while you place your fingers on the backs of his thighs for balance.
Why you'll love it:
Yes, this one is a little tricky! His penis needs to be bent backward through his legs, which is why a semi-erection works best. Why attempt it? He might not love it, but you will. You’re in the driver’s seat, so you can custom-order your orgasm by controlling the depth of penetration and speed of thrusting.
try it, you'll drive it
my lord, did you see that pig hauler usin the trucker seat?
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When a short girl has a really fat ass
Damn bitch, did you see Mary’s ass? She has a whole booster seat
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The most simplistic rower in an eight boat. Can be less experienced than others, or just worse. Traits include the slowest erg times, the worst technique, and the worst ability to understand what the coach is trying to say. That said, they are generally nice, funny guys who are always understanding, no matter how daft they seem in the boat. Also known as the goon of the boat.
Wow! Adam is obviously going to be three seat come racing season!
I want to put DJ in the three seat, his ability to comprehend what I am saying is poor, and I dont want him having more of an effect on the boat.
Wow, Ted is pulling such bad times, and his posture is significantly off. I suggest you move him from bow to three seat, that will suit him better.
Nathan is a novice- put him in three seat so he can learn faster without to much of an important role.
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When a man or woman sits between the laps of two men and inserts both penises into their anus or vagina.
The Middle Seat is a really difficult position to get into.
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When a man or woman sits between the driver and passenger seat in a vehicle and masturbates two men sitting in either seat while leaning back. This creates the illusion of holding ski poles.
Why don't you hop in? Brenda wants to ski, but we're in the middle of Minneapolis and a skier seat will have to do.
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A game where you tell 3 sex stories, 1 funny, 1 scary, and the best one. Usually played on the way back from sports games on the back of the bus.
"Guys, we're playing hot seat if we win on the way back."
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