God

A word used to prove things that humans cannot explain.

The Unvierse, how we came to being.

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god

1. a joke used in more western religions

god is really watching you

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God

Fictive, non-living person telling people what to do. Supposively a male, but since "it" does not excist, we will never know.

For questions about religion, also see stupid.

Oh please God, don't let my mother catch me stoned!

Oh God, thats wicked!

God!

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God

After “King” was recognized as derogatory. Girls moved on to another term to express the friend zone. Containing the same meaning as “King”, girls used this term in hopes to avoid getting called out by guys.

Girl: Wow what God
Guy: Yea...whatever

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God

All-powerful deity that created and controls the universe.

For God so loved the world that He gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life.---John 3:16

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God

Dog backwards.

A moon walking dog is God.

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God

The lord all mighty, who created all things. He is the immortal being who has been around longer then anything ever. To spend eternity with Him in the paradise He has given the name Hevan repent of your sins and accepte Him into your heart as your Lord and Savior.

I enjoy Joel Osteen's podcast about how to live your life the way God wishes for you to live it.

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