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Happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid is an expression used to express how happy one is in an exaggerated way. The saying can be used after hearing of good news or of a good event.
“Well I’ll be happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid!”
To have a dick so small that an elephant can't feel it.
I can't feel you, like a elephant, getting fucked with a tick dick.
-Lil Wayne
When your mate is severely behind on work and needs a boost that their human centipede techno shit goblin pre workout couldn't quite give them.
Reece: Oh bro im gonna go out to the pokies now and try score meself a beezie.
Ben: Ah bro fuck. Bro I'd love to join ya but i'm leagues behind on me essay. This is a true pain in the bollocks
Reece: Tick it off horn
Ben: Oh fuck yeah bro
When an individual shits and reaches into the toilet take the shit out very carefully puts it into the fridge to solidify it. The person puts gasoline into a cup or measuring cup. Then the person ejaculates into the cup of choice and then gets the solidified shit and drills into the middle through the left or right end not all the way through. Then they put the 'cream' or semen into the turn. Put it back into the fridge and enjoy!
Gary loves his CreamS(h)tick!!
The ticking sound that all chevy vehicles get.
Guy 1: hey that vehicle is ticking over there.
Guy 2: yeah thats a chevy. Its gotca bad case of the chevy tick.
Somebody who is just sitting around doing nothing.
Being a bum which is out of their norm
Tell that Tick Dicker to quit playing pocket pool and help us frame this wall.
(RI-KET-II TIK)
Post colonial Australian slang.
Exclamation of an undesirable action or outcome.
“Sorry I don’t have any change for that; rickety tick!”
“I’m not going to rickety tick today!”
“I hope this doesn’t end up all rickety ticky!”