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A Non-playable-character that has the white skin tone and looks like a penis tip.
This guy in the chess club is such an npc-tip
When having anal sex with another human being, and fecal matter happens to come out on the tip of your penis.
"Man, I was having so much fun with Maddy, but then something went entirely wrong, and I had a chocolate tip."
"Oh, you didn't tell me you had shit on your dick? I'm so sorry that you got a chocolate tip..."
After a practice on a football or soccer turf you go to take a piss and you see those little black turf balls on your dick tip.
#1- Bro my dick hurt so bad at practice after k went to take a piss turns out I got turf tip.
#2- that sucks last week it was in my pee hole
Leaving a tip: upon finishing doggy style intercourse you leave a “tip” to the lovely woman by inserting the penis tip into the woman’s butthole (just the tip) this is leaving a tip on the way out
Leaving a tip: “Last night my boyfriend left me a nice tip after he fucked me, my asshole still hurts!”
When you take a particularly large #2 and , upon release, it falls forward and hits the tip of your penis inside of the bowl.
I just had to hit the head post-Chipotle, and it was so big that I had a darn foul tip.
The drop of remnant semen that oozes from the cock tip 10-15 minutes after a good wank or sex. Even the most judicious clean up doesn’t always prevent tip
snot. It’s also know to adhere the penis to the briefs like it’s been superglued.
I oozed a little tip snot last night and has a wet spot on my boxers.
The tip snot glued my helmet to my boxers and and to rip it off like a bandaid. I think I lost a layer of my epidermis.
The awkward moment at a fast casual restaurant when the checkout clerk silently flips the credit card screen towards you with the tip selection pulled up. Tipping isn’t common courtesy, but it’s still mighty awkward to look the worker in the eye after selecting “no tip”
The awkward moment at a fast casual restaurant when the checkout clerk silently swivels the credit card screen towards you with the tip selection pulled up. Already upset at your overpriced $15 salad with two kernel sized pieces of chicken, you hit no tip and watch the checkout clerk judge you.
Chad: Damn that was an awkward tip flip
Brad: Fuck that, I sure ain’t tipping on a $15 Sweetgreen salad