When you eat such a large quantity of food that you dont want to do anything that takes effort
After I came home from the buffet I was fat Tired
One of the 7 creators of Tyrxze
This one of the 7 Great Tire Creators.
Tires: I am The Great Tire
Pixie: I'm SMRT I has found you
Tires: It's over, you shall now DIE and face doom.
*Grabs Pixie's face and rips it off*
Someone who fucks with tires. Michelin, semi, tractor, spare, you name it. They will fuck any kind of tire. Hide your tires, hide your wheels! You never know which tire slut is coming for you!
I saw Brady digging through the dumpster just to find some Formula 1 tires. I heard he takes them home just to fuck them. My god, he is such a tire slut!
‘Bitch tired’ refers to a demeanor when you look so tired that it looks like you just got done with a whole day of bitching.
Joe: how was your flight?
James: it was hell dude, got stuck at the airport after my flight was cancelled, then got seated next to a baby
Joe: damn dude, you look bitch tired.
When you keep getting hungry from staying up late
Do I really keep getting tired hungry?
When a person has plans with someone else but makes plans with another in case the original plans don't work out
Christian wanted to go to the movies with Shelbee, but he has plans with mistie the backup tire
Rotating one's tires. A phrase that is much clearer in intent than the original.
"I gotta switch my tires so that they get equal wear over the long run. Then I'm going to rotate them as I drive down the highway."
"I hate tire switching, but it's a good way to save on car upkeep."