Kyle drinks Monster Energy, punches holes in drywall, still plays Black Ops II even though it is 2019, hates his dad, rides a Razor scooter even though he is 17, probably has a criminal record and wears a Monster Energy snapback.
Mom: Kyle we are going to see dad in the hospital
Kyle: Get the fuck out of my room bitch im playing Call of Duty (punches hole in drywall)
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the soul embodiment of god himself. destroying anyone in his path one by one. the most important, smart, fit person you will ever meet. he can destroy a whole content with the snap of his finger. โgod who?โ - kyle spanish 2019
Alex: yo jacob.
Jacob: yeah?
Alex: does it ever worry you or keep you up at night that everything, all of humanityโs hard work could just be wiped out in a nano second. just from the snap of kyle spanishโs fingers.
jacob: um...no?
Alex: oh okay.
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A wannabe or real skater boi who wears beanies and lives off of Monster and Taco Bell. They sometimes contract ligma, sugma, fugma, AND bofa. They also COMPLETELY OBLITERATE any sort of drywall and or someone who has spilled their Monster.
Nobody:
Kyle: "Keep your friends close, but your drywall closer."
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a very religious group of people whom's sanity could be questioned and would do any thing for their leader
TOM
over thy years the Kyle have had an ongoing disagreement with the elyk's but so far the elyk's have stood no chance.
oh no the Kyle is cuming for my foreskin.
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Tiktok handle probably Kylee1444. Most likely likes a guy named Milo across the alley. Favorite catchphrase is โDo you even want a Christmas present?โ Siblings name something like Ayden (middle) Rhyanna (middle shares birthday possibly) Calloway (baby) She weird and probably twerks ALOT!
Kylee is SO weird
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kylee is a cute girl usually emo, but not really emo but... emo, She is a good girlfriend sometimes and will love you asf, !on baby! sheโs cute and likes black n has a cute kitty named Louie u can pet.. if ur nice๐, she likes boys with very black hair coz yk.. she emo, she likes alexias because alexias are really nice, kylee has big boobs too which is also cool. She is the best worst girl ever, youโll never find another like her๐
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sexy Beautiful amazing wonderful intelligent dorky Nerdy best girlfriend best friend delightful interesting
Kylee is the most incredible girl I've ever met she is my best friend , the best girlfriend . she is highly intelligent and passionate . words can't truly describe how sexy she is . but she can be a total dork and so nerdy at times she amazes me . she the type of girl you take home to mom .
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