Camel Toe

A shot consisting of 1 part Baileys Irish Cream and 1 part Cointreau. Original recipe developed by Fav.

Bartender: Hey Mac, the usual?
Fav: No make me a Camel Toe...and keep 'em comin' !
Bartender: Rough day?
Fav: Yeah. I got laid off, found out I got the genital warts, my wife is pregnant and to top it off, I am sterile.
Bartender: Next one's on the house.
Fav: Gee, thanks.
Bartender: Always good to see you Fav !

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camel toe

when a womans pants are so tight or rolled up that you can see the shape of her pussy which looks like an actual camels toe

Whoa! her camel toe is eating her pants!

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toe tag

meaning to pull a 187 on somebody

ay homie i'm going to toe tag that
mothafucka

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Hobo Toes

State of toes in between pedicures where the polish has chipped, faded, is missing, and/or calluses are growing out of your sandals.

"I wanted to wear my stilettos today but my Hobo Toes were lookin nasty."

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Skunk Toe

Unpleasant smelling female genital. A stinky pussy.
A cross of skunk and Camel Toe (slang for vagina)

I was with some skank face last night and she stunk up my whole room, that girl had "skunk toe"

Damn girl I can smell you from here you must have "skunk toe"

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Toe Wedgie

While wearing thong sandals and ones gets a little bit ahead of the thong sandal creating the toe wedgie

I tripped and gave myself a toe wedgie :(

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Crow's toes

A thing of exceptional quality. The best. Similar to the dog's bollocks but a much more pleasant mental image.

Shuddit mofos! My hoes are the crow's toes!

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