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a girl or woman who spends too much time at a computer. A female version of mouse potato.
She spends at least five hours a day. She is really a mouse tomato.
The red and swollen labia of a woman with a shaved pussy and a yeast infection, as a result of prolonged intercourse.
I need some vagisil and an ice pack to cool down my itchy tomato.
It's when you grab your scrotum in such a way as to constrict and expose the testicles so that they may resemble a tomato while your partner then proceeds to "polish" the "tomato" be it with tongue, appendage, feather, etc., etc..
If you're polishing a tomato I'll give you a moan of pleasure.
A favorite of guys from Maine.
A delicious cake made from tomato paste rubbed all over ass. Then eat.
“Hey dude, you wanna eat my tomato cake?
“Nah, I’m not gay. But I will stick it in a bit”
The first shit of the morning after a night of enjoying Nature's best fruit, the tomato. Due to tomatoes' high amount of fiber the stool will be soft, everywhere, and full of red tomato skins. Never be far from a toilet when you know you are going to have to make a tomato sludge.
Trever - "2 girls 1 cup would have been a far better production if they had my tomato sludge."
When you do anal and give her butt burn
I did anal with my gf last night and she woke up with a toasted tomato
Similar to popping the cherry, but with an overweight woman.
Taking the virginity of an overweight woman.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally popped Becky's cherry last night.
Guy 2: Bro, Becky is like 250 pounds, you weren't popping the cherry, you were crushing the tomato.