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The Tortured Poets Department

The eleventh studio album that Taylor Swift made. Released April 19th 2024.

Hey, did you here about The Tortured Poets Department?

Yes! It's such a great album.

by SuPeRJaCoBBrOs April 25, 2024


micro torture

The act of slow torture but with small objects like needles, pens, and little 4 inch pocket knives

Whilst Jonathan was strapped to the chair Jesse preformed micro torture for hours on him until he told him what he wanted.

by psyclime4ed August 28, 2023


Chinese Penis Torture

Chinese Penis Torture is the act of repeatedly slapping your erect penis across ones forehead.

1) Hey Daddy, how bout' you gimme some Chinese Penis Torture?
2) Could you give a facial and some Chinese Penis Torture?
3) Daddy I love that Chinese Penis Torture! *Moans*

by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! October 15, 2022

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Dick and testi torture

The alternative term for CBT or cock and ball torture.

Hey dude Can you give me some Dick and testi torture

Tf is that?

its CBT but just a different saying

by Kentavious Caldwellpopeismydad December 1, 2022


wooden horse torture

the wooden horse is a triangular prism normally set up on legs. (not actual human legs) The person being tortured is to straddle the horse. Since the wooden triangular prism is set on the legs so the edge faces upward, the person straddling the horse experiences immense pain and could be left with permanent damage. This is commonly used as a type of torture in BDSM.

"Wooden horse torture turns me on."
"That's really kinky!!"

by Dahlia (didi) February 24, 2024


Mongolian tickle torture

Despite having tickle in the name it doesn't mean tickle torcher, it instead refers to an act in which you spread your asshole with a dragon dido before attaching a wench on a high torque vehicle such as a truck and flooring it, this in turn rips out the prolapse and is agonizing.

Mongolian tickle torture is agonizing

by Mr.crispy January 30, 2021


BRAIN TORTURE

SEX

Running SEX ADS.

Criticized by asking questions.

Being SPITEFUL to get a rise.

TEACHING.

Playing the worst written songs ever and with the worst instrumentation.

Super well written songs and great instrumentation.

Paranoia for a reason but being told , ( AIN'T NO REASON TO BE SCARED

Finally, THE LIMIT AS YOUR LIFE APPROACHES DEATH

Why do human beings have such orgasms and procreate with so much BRAIN TORTURE.

Yes the SEX ADS will AD to the BRAIN TORTURE as more aggravation.

How I suppose to know anything about you if you continually BRAIN TORTURE me with your INQUIRY of why I ask questions.

Did you have to say there is no room and you happen to be cleaning twenty of them including beating off in ONE.

I am not getting anywhere in LIFE is all I do is indulge in BRAIN TORTURE by being a stupid parrot head by repeating myself over and over.

Face it BONERJAMS heavens to mergetroid THEY CAME AS ROMANS is the BRAIN TORTURE manufactured for PEDOPHILES to be locked in a room with built in HIGH FIDELITY BOSE AND INFINITY speakers while you blast that pure crap at 110 decibels

The DULA LIPA. treatment is the ultimate BRAIN TORTURE because you want to keep playing NEW RULES LEVITATING ONE KISS BREAK MY HEART DON'T START and get deported to ALBANIA to pick up the DULA POOPA style.

They just had an EARTHQUAKE somewhere on the planet as super nasty , as what are you worried about as the BRAIN TORTURE is not that bad as a car only hit the front of your house and that was just a little tiny tiny tiny jolt compared to the EARTHQUAKE that MLABI experienced around MALI of 7.2 RICHTTER .

Oh can calculate the answer DUMMIFIED as is it way too much BRAIN TORTURE, " I never thought I say this

"BRIAN" "EAT SHIT AND DIE SUPER FAST!!!"

by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY April 24, 2021