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the act of vomiting so violently it sounds similar to a cars turbo
guy 1- hey man what happened last night
guy 2- you chugged a bottle of vodka and proceeded to turbo munt across the floor
Acting crazy or wild; going above and beyond the normal level of effort expected. Similar to going ham or getting lit/crunk. Originally a car racing term.
I’m finna go turbo on his ass.
Did you see Josie go turbo at the bar last night? She got two shots in her and flashed the bartender so she could get up on the bar.
Before now.
......You're already late.
"I need those papers on my desk turbo-stat."
"I'm ready for BJork's album to drop turbo-stat."
"I want that guy's dick in my mouth turbo-stat." (valley girl voice optional)
'turbo dump' or 'turbo dumpy' is a giant ass
“damn what i would give to have a turbo dump like her”
origins: Heather Blue, licensed massage therapist and Turbo thinker.
n: an individual who can effortlessly respond to divergent (or varied in number and novelty) lines of thought at once and offer divergent list of responses in return. Signified by rapid stream of consciousness responses which may seem like a laundry list of possible outcomes, data, analysis or hypotheticals in which the questioner wasn't even thinking about. Expounds exuberantly and unaware he or she is doing so.
Prone to inducing sensory overload in listeners due to all together too much information.
Sometimes confused with a shit talker, but remains more relevant to the subject matter of the topic of conversation. Also may be confused with a 'know-it-all' but without the tell-tale condescension or hubris.
Occasionally found with backgrounds in linguistics, aesthetics and animal husbandry. Sometimes but not exclusively found working in Health food stores, local co-ops, electronics sales or coffee shops.
"Holy fuckin swampdonkies, that Jenkin kid's a wicked friggin turbo thinker! I run into him where he works at the hardware store, asked about lint rollers, lightning rods and aluminum foil and couple of hours later I walked out of there thinking down was up, the Grand canyon was a big hole to dig and god made math to confuse monkeys! I frig near stubbed my brain stem."
When you rail a chick behind some fast food restaurant
Papa T said to me yesterday that he turbo burgered teddy’s gf behind the Arby’s on west 5th.
When someone is notoriously slow but is trying extremely hard to go fast.
Person 1: Look i'm swimming so fast!
Person 2: No you aren't you Turbo Snail!