When someone doesn't wipe well enough and/or are subjected to exercise or heat, causing one's asshole to itch and feel moist.
Gerry, if you still have turd webs go to the bathroom and clean them out with some TP.
A person who often states a negative aspect of any situation.
The critical TV announcer of the Olympic ice skaters is a turd finder.
Another word for homosexual
Someone who like to use their penis to plough the muddy field, or in other words, other men's bottoms.
"Nathan why are you such a turd tunneler? most guys don't appreciate being ploughed the way you excercise this delicate practice, were not all backstreet boys"
This is the last couple of inches if the intestinal tract. It's where the turds come out. It's literally a tube for turds. And it sounds funny when you say it to someone who isn't expecting it.
Tell them I'll talk to them later. I have to go to the bathroom because my turd tube is full.
The shitty version of Bus Wanker from the us reboot of the infamous inbetweeners
*shouts and leans out of car window* Bus Turds *only the person using the joke will laugh
when you do a turd and it doesnt quite make it into the bog, instead it lands on the seat and slides along
A sick prank where an unknown coworker defecates in another coworker's desk, usually the boss is the main target.
"The TURD BANDIT strikes again."