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A turtle test is when you're not sure if you need to fart or shit, so you relax your butthole and push a little, and if a turtle's head peeks out, you clench your ass so you don't shit yourself. That is a "positive" turtle test. A "negative" is when a fart comes out.
Dude, pull over, I've gotta take a shit.
No way Bro, can't you just fart or something?
I just did a turtle test Dude, and it was positive. Pull over before I shit in your car.
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(verb – present participle) The act of experiencing the summit of a crusty turd protruding from your sphincter (a turtle head); to really need a crap
Onlooker: "Why are you walking so strangely?"
Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."
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NOUN: a sexually satisfied uncircumsized man.
Turtle references the appearance of an uncut penis.
Girl One: You hooked up with Ricardo?
Girl Two: We had sex all night long.
Girl One: Ah---that was one happy turtle.
Girl Two: Of course.
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A phrase mostly used by VSCO girls but they dont actually mean it. they only think that banning straws will help turtles but actually there are so many different things that harm not only turtles but every sea animal
SHAME TO THE VSCO'S
OMG save the turtles SSKKSKSKSKKSKSKKS
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When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.
Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.
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The really annoying things in mario kart that fuck you up really bad. They come in three different types:green, red(or brown), or blue. The green ones aren't so bad they just fling around stupidly. The brown ones, you should watch out for.
They seek the person in front of you and fuck them up. The blue ones automattically go to the player in 1st place.
"I was in first place, then fuckin yoshi threw a red turtle shell at me and I got fourth."
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A large feminine physique, with a round tummy, ugly face, likes there food and a hump in the back. Usually a stage 5 clinger. Also usually pleased with a purchase of french fries.
Wowww there are tonka turtles everywhere! Look at them eating their frenchhh fries
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