Ugly Rude

When one person walks past another, encroaches the other one's personal space and fails to acknowledge the error.

1st co-worker: "While I was getting on the bus this morning, a guy jumped off through the front door, nearly knocking me over. He didn't bother to say either "Excuse me" or "Good morning". We were close enough to kiss, but I was turned off by his clogged pores."

2nd co-worker: "Oh, that's ugly rude!"

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the ugly one

1- The One who is ugly.

2- A member of the Teen Girl Squad, a cartoon drawn by Strong Bad.

1- That duckling is the ugly one.

2- Cheerleader! So-and-so! What's-her-face! The Ugly One!!!!

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bumping uglies

1. sex between a male and a female

C'mon baby, lets got get a pizza and bump uglies back at my place.

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Universal Ugly

Someone who represents all that is ugly and wrong with the world.

Someone highly unlikely to have friends, a career, a relationship, or a life due to the inherent nature of their terrible looks and/or personality

Guy 1: Dude did you hear that Melissa got rejected by her date/job/school/life?
Guy 2: Duh, I'm not surprised. She's universal ugly. Who would want to see that on a regular basis?

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ugly bulldozer

Completely and thorough ugliness such that it causes great pain. It's a phrase used to describe someone unfortunate enough to have been born so ugly.

Also, one who hit every single fucking branch in a fall from an ugly tree. Worst than the ugly stick.

Forget the ugly stick. This girl got run over by the ugly bulldozer.

Don't look now, but here comes an ugly bulldozer.

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ugly cute

Used to describe a homley, funny looking pet; usually a doggy or pussycat that is so ugly it's actually cute. You tend to feel sorry for this critter. The runt of the litter. Bull dogs, pugs, chihuahuas, manx and hairless cats come to mind.

Mr. Bigglesworth the hairless pussy cat in Austin Powers looked so freakish you couldn't help but go awww, he's so ugly cute.

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sexy ugly

Someone who is not conventionally good-looking (or any kind of good-looking in some cases), but possesses an appealing personality, style, or talent, and is thus considered sexually attractive by many.

First coined by the movie, "Kissing Jessica Stein."

Adrian Brody, Ewan McGregor, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Mick Jagger are all sexy ugly. Mick Jagger is the example from the movie.

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