Three in the stink. The evil step-brother of the shocker and the reverse shocker.
Emily's o-ring was ruined when she received the ultimate justice.
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A large guitar tab website with forums and news. If the article is created and it's about a band, the members will find anything, making sense or not, to bitch about. It is apparant that being a member of the UG Forums is contradictory in itself because the members are in a music community, but they clearly dislike all music and have to find some way to slander it so they can seem like badasses to their homies. They are also known to have poor grammar.
insert band name are shit. insert lead singers name NOT capitalized, mind you is a fag and needs to die
- Typical quote of an ultimate-guitar member.
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BEING AWESOME!!!!!!!
How to be a ULTIMATE TROLL
Person 1:What's up?
GENIUS:Your mothers legs!
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The future ruler of the Universe. He will be worshiped by all.
All hail, The Ultimate Grunt. Ruler to all!!!!!!
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A game that was founded by TTP and another game dev is index_15 and some people like itsmatix make videos on Westover but delancy gorge is the superior game
person 1:do you remeber venom RB the Ultimate Driving youtuber?
person 2: yes its heard he got zapped by the Orbital ban star
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When, after having two non-functioning arms for a period of time, you have an arm transplant procedure and use the new arms to pleasure yourself.
Note: This has to be done before full nerve growth occurs or it just isn't "ultimate".
http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/10/08/karl.merk.arm.transplant.ap/index.html
Jerking off after the above.
"Hey I got my new arms! Time for an Ultimate Stranger!"
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Ultimate Pringles, generally known as "U.P" is an extreme urban sport originating in Belfast, Northern Ireland. The game consists off an unlimited amount of players attempting to catch a flying Pringles lid (refered to in U.P terms as the disc). The game is much like frisbee only much more complicated and competitive, at times getting quite violent when players collide in an attempt to catch the disc. The size and transparency of the disc also gives amateurs a hard time adjusting to the fast paced sport, though coloured discs are available (and recommended) for beginners and also for playing at night (it should be noted that coloured discs have a higher gauge than standard discs).
The aim of a game is simply to show skill and attempt moves, such as "The Dive Bomb" (when a disc swoops downwards at great speed, making for a difficult catch) "Glider" (when the disc flys smoothly at a slow spectacular motion usually over great distance) or the "Double/Triple/Quadr uple Touch" (when the disc is hit multiple times as oppose being to caught by players and continues to fly).
The game usually ends when the disc breaks (after constant abuse) or is lost due to a poor throw, or simply when participants give up after exhaustion.
Person1: hey man, wanna play some UP?
Person2: U.P? why what is that I ask
Person1: Ultimate Pringles!...(explains)
Person2: woah!! damn right let's play this spectacularly amazing sport!!
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