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a chapter in the hit game half-life, and also a quote from the gman
Gman:"Prepare for un-forseen consequences"
When someone or something sounds so farfetched that it is beyond belief.
"Did you bang that chick?"
"yeah, It was un-fucking-believable!"
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Literally meaning "I'm a loser."
I think it is Spanish.
"Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?"
-Beck, loser
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The act of waking up to a one night stand and having that person clinging and cuddling you as if you are in a serious relationship.
I woke up to go piss and that random girl was clinging to my waist. I don't even know her name. A total Un-Earned Cuddle.
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Mr. Rocket man. He is a fat retard who controls the Northern part of Korea, and will often will be seen eating 23,000 famous North Korean "Wannabe US Burgers." Also, Kim Jung-Uns are capable of farting a toxic gas, which was used in Nazi concentration camps, produced by his great grandfather. He is also called the 3rd Pig( Similar to the 3rd Reich or the 3rd SOM), and his father was the second, and his grandfather is the first.
Kim Jung-Un had sent a paper missile to South Korea!
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What happens when you give an angry, fat little asian man control of his own totalitarian regime. If only his father didn't make fun of him for drinking margharitas.
North Korean Officer: Great Leader, Great Leader, the imperialist aggressors have made a horrible movie mocking the amazing country which you have created, what shall we do?
Kim Jong Un: Lets call the Chinese, maybe their hackers can help our puny country to attack the western world with any degree of success!
North Korean Officer: Yes, Great Leader. Shall I fetch your superman pajamaa?
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The leader of North Korea who follows in his dead father's monarchy and gets all the food he was sent to himself (which is why he's fat) and the military, leaving the rest of the North Koreans skinny. Also he makes the police do bad stuff to prisoners (torture them)
Someone should do something about Kim Jong Un.
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