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A stripper trick, often performed at skeezy bachelor parties, during which a lucky gentleman's forehead is adorned with a strap-on and the lovely young working lady (aka stripper) F's his face.
"Man, does my face smell like dirty whore after that Sloppy Unicorn!"
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A majestic horse looking creature with a horn that for centuries had been hunted down for its blood that they all turned into narwhals for protection and will onday hopefully turn back into their unicorn form.
Why do unicorns and narwhals both have horns?
Because they are the same creature in different forms!
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When she’s tongue deep in your arse with the presence of mind to jerk you off at the same time.
Last night wifey gave me unicorn.
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A unicorn is a majestic creature with a long pointed horn attached to its head, unicorns live in the clouds so nobody ever gets the chance to see one. Unicorns are most commonly loving, friendly, and sweet creatures but some unicorns are not as nice, the unicorns that are not as nice are black and drink black tea and they eat raisins and beet smoothies. Nice unicorns eat everything sweet and sugary, not to mention very colorful. The meaner variety of unicorns contain dark magic in their horns, kind loving unicorns contrain kind and loving magic in their horns and they only use it for good. Mean unicorns do have the potential to be nice, all they would have to do is eat a magical bean that grows over the Bermuda Triangle, the bean is like a glittery rainbow therefore it would transform the mean unicorn into a nice unicorn. Nice unicorns also have the potential to be mean, they would only have to go on strike of doing good things and everyday that goes by where they are not nice, their horn gets a little darker colors become less vibrant and one day they will become a true mean unicorn. (My baby cousin calls unicorns hornicorns and it's so cute!!)
Girl: have you ever seen a unicorn way up in the sky?
Teacher: no, of course not the don't exist!
Girl 2: what!?!?? Of course they exist, how dare you say that!!
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Unicorns are a beautiful magical real creature. If you see a unicorn you will get 5 wishes
Sarah: I love unicorns
Parker: Unicorns are gay
Sarah: No there not you are
Parker: Why do you love unicorns so much
Sarah: I love unicorns because if you see a unicorn you can get 5 wishes and a ride
Parker:Cool I want to see a unicorn
Sarah: you can't unless you believe in them
Parker: I believe in unicorns
Sarah: Yay no more fighting
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To unicorn is when you stick an erect penis into cocaine and do a line off of the cock.
“Man at the party last night Becky and I did a unicorn off of Jeff”
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A fabulous horse with a horn on its head that farts out rainbows all though very simular to a Pegasus in many aspects the unicorn can't fly.
Use full unicorn facts:
·A group a unicorns is called a blessing
·Drinking their blood will make you immortal
·There horn is magical
·They are the national animal of Scotland
·They are know extinct because Noah excluded them from the ark (this one is just legend)
Person: hey what's the coolest animal.
There's one really fabulous one :Person 2
Person: which one is that?
The unicorn of course :Person 2
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