pecannotsee-a-vision

Meaning that one is so BLINDED by self-rightousness and misplaced political correctness and fear of offending anyone, anyone at all... that one loses all sense of humor and gets an accompanying very tight feeling in the rectal area.

After reading the word "migger", John and Jane Doe were blinded by pecannotsee-a-vision.

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Visions by Abnormality

1-The most obnoxious song in Rock band 2. Reason? Its screamo and has no rhythm, what so ever and is the hardest song in the game. What the hell was Harmonix thinking?

while playing rock band-

1: lets play this song, Visions by Abnormality!

2: Umm, no. It sux

1: cmon!

after a minute of playing the song:

2: See?

1:...WTF was that? no rhythm? I couldn't understand a word that GIRL said! And the Bass pedal Broke >_>

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t-vision

When a fine woman plops her ass right in front of you, exposing that piece of floss between her asscheeks, otherwise known as a thong.

Damn! You can see that girls thong! Looks like I have been granted the "t-vision."

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double vision

A word used to describe 2 of the same thing. That thing is insignificant, and the whole sitution is confusing.

"Holy crap-shait! I thought there was only one of you, but I guess my double vision got the best of me!"

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Crazy Vision

A direct result of using the Mildly Uncomfortable Heating Pad. When Heating Pad is placed on head, it subtly fries the brain, thus creating hallucinations, which is called "Crazy Vision"

"WooohohohohoHHhoooo... OwwoOWOw,... I gOts the CRAzy VIsioN!! ArgGRgGHJ! mY brAINSSSssss...."

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Harmonic Visions

Whilst withdrawing from large amounts of alcohol, the eyes can sometimes see white threads floating about which flow in a seemingly "musical pattern".

After drinking large quanity's of alcohol and returning to sobriety, the eyes can play tricks on you.. causing white lines which move rythmically. These are called "Harmonic Visions".

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cyril vision

Persons gifted with Cyril Vision have the unique talent of being able to see droopy faced monsters like Cyril Sneer in inanimate objects and photographs. Those afflicted with the vision have a tendency to be twisted and dark, while still finding joy in glitter and unicorns

Hey Rachel...can you see Cyril Sneer in this picture? No, I don't have Cyril vision sadly

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