tiddy wax

someone who's so fake they remind you of the wax that makes up fake tiddies

can you just stfu u tiddy wax

satan's wax

When hot water meets cum

I jerked off in the bathtub and made satan's wax

wax flapper

Cartilage on each side of your noggin that you call ears.

My sunglasses are rubbing on my wax flappers.

carpet wax

the minimum amount of pubic hair necessary by both males and females to create the natural sliding without friction neccessary for optimum pleasure

Lou you need to let them pubic hairs grow out alittle longer-we cant get are groove without the carpet wax a weaven

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wax dicks

Fellatio, oral sex, blowjob, dick sucking, dick licking

Sarah waxed Charles Dick,
now Sarah needs a napkin.

She the proceeded to wax dicks at the swing club.

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wax cheeks

to deal with a broad in an intimate way

so there i was, waxing cheeks in the woods and i couldnt even spray off because i was so fucked up. to wax cheeks is to fuck. spray off some daddy batter, get rid of some stomach lotion.

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TURDle wax

Get a girl naked..preferably one you dislike. Have her lie naked on the bed face down. Tell her you have to use the bathroom. While in the bathroom, shit just far enough out of your ass so the shit hangs a good couple inches. When you come out of the bathroom run and slide across her back like you would across the hood of a car.

I saw this Bitch i hated. So I decided to TURDle wax her!

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