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Any woman who's goal is to liberate the contents of a man's wallet. I.E a gold digger/whore. The most effective way to rape a mans wallet is to marry him and then divorce him.
"Did you hear? Billy Beta and Jenny are getting divorced. She's getting most of his money."
"Yeah, I heard. She already did it to Dave, remember? She's a wallet rapist."
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Wallet Fraud is a most heinous means of deception. Wallet Fraud takes place when a woman who knows that she is lacking in the booty department wears jeans just a little loose and puts a large wallet in one pocket and another item (sometimes a cell phone) in the other so as to create the illusion of a more voluminous posterior.
There is some level of plausable deniability involved because these items do have a purpose and could feasably be stored in the back pockets without any sort of nefarious intent, but one must remember that if this woman did in fact have a decent-sized badonkadonk, she wouldn't be obstructing the view of it with all sorts of paraphernalia.
Bob: Hey man check out the ass on that girl over there. I can't see too well but its looking like we got a class 5 badonkadonk.
Joe: No man, I already scoped that one out. Texbook case of Wallet Fraud. I've already notified the authorities. They will be arriving shortly.
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The act of eating a girls ass while fingering her meat wallet.
Gloria loves it when I give her a rusty wallet.
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The insult used by women that actually accomplishes the opposite of what it's supposed to, as this implies women have 0 value in the workforce and can't get hired to a job, so they rely on men for their income.
It's supposed to be an insult for men to say that the only useful thing about them is their money, but once you think about it for 2 seconds, it falls flat.
Jeff wanted me to take the trash out, so I said OK wallet and then went to fuck his friend.
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I hope there are some nice bacon wallets at the bar tonight.
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yet another name for someones butt crack.
When that girl in the low rise jeans bent over I could see right down into her poop wallet.
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(adj.) Someone who sucks up to anyone they percieve to have a large amount of money.
Todd is such a wallet fag. Ever since he found out about Steve's trust fund he keeps calling him to hang out.
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