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Doing random shit you might find with the things in walmart. Examples: baseball with a football and bat, throwing a ball across walmart, etc.
Me: hey bro lets go do walmart shenanigans
Bro: ok sounds fun
Walmart game is a game where you go in a Walmart and buy the three creepiest items you can find.
Let's go play the Walmart game
Going Walmart on someone is what happens when a normally classy and put-together person gets to such a level of anger and/or annoyance at someone or something that they go off on the person/object and act in a manner that might be associated with the average white trash clientele of your average California Walmart.
She pissed me off so badly that I had to Go WalMart on her in front of everyone and called her a raging cunt and told her to fuck off.
My boyfriend was being such a jack-ass that I had to Go WalMart on him in the middle of the restaurant.
I'm about to Go WalMart on this crappy computer and beat the shit out of it if it doesn't start functioning correctly.
A woman who walks around in her bra and dollar store pajamas usually has three kids taken away from CPS
When a woman leaves a man of good quality and replaces him with a man of lesser quality, the latter is henceforth referred to most derogatorily as "Walmart Chris".
Carrie's new boyfriend is just a Walmart Chris.
A concerning reality that male Walmart employees stick their gentlemen's shaft into the hot ready to eat chicken.
customer (ryan): excuse me, do you have any more Walmart chicken?
Walmart employee (lance): don’t ever buy no chicken from Walmart.
tennesee is a stupid wasteland i like to call walmart texas. the only stores we have are dollar generals and walmart, and everyone talks with an obnoxious country accent. walmart texas is also the equivalent of a nuclear apocalypse 24/7
person 1: Hey im going to tennesee on vacation!
person 2: welp have fun at walmart texas