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The act of stretching out one's labia, braiding them, and then shoving them up your anus.
Dude, check out Sally, she's doing the Pink Walrus!
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When two homosexual men perform fellatio on each other in a position that straight people refer to as the 69 position. After both men ejaculate they procede to poop on each others face, similar to 2 girls 1 cup.
Jason: Dude, is Jim making out with that guy that looks like Johnny Damon?
Chris: He sure is.
Jason: That is so gay. They will probably chocolate walrus tonight.
Chris: That is a guarantee my friend.
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1.(n)- similar to donkey punch, this maneuver entails a homoerotic encounter between any animate male and a hugely obese man with a large bushy mustache, of course involving a stiff fist to the back of the head
2.(n) any physical violence to a large mustached fat man
"If I ever meet that Quaker Oat guy, I'm gonna walrus punch the hell out of him."
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what matt wilken does for fun on the weekends
Matt: Wanna go do sum dirty walrus's?
Dan: Go die in a fire.
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The act of having sex with an old, fat, wrinkly, dry vagina. Most often referring to an old woman; grandma status. The opposite of a cougar. Level of intoxication required for a dry walrus is extremely high.
"There are so many fat, gross women here the chance of any of us getting laid tonight is pretty much zero"
"Well unless you want to settle for a dry walrus"
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A horrible sight seen from living room window's and common passer-by's.
The walrus is often seen dragging a mattress out for the base of the beach which is then covered by what can only be described as 'flub'. In hopes of apparently tanning this 'flub', hours upon hours are devoted to this, which in turn create's, Walrus Beach.
It was a beautiful day until my eyes fell upon Walrus Beach.
It took 3 days for my sight to return after accidently focusing on Walrus Beach, a horrible optical torture.
The poor neighbor never suspected a thing until it was too late and they could not unsee Walrus Beach.
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Verb; I.e: when you lose rythem when having sex and it depicts two walrus bodies slapping together
When having sex and lose rythem and the couple starts to flop like walrus sex
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