posh wank

1. To wank using a condom.

2. Or, if you're really posh, get your butler to do it.

Think I'll have a posh wank, don't want to make a mess.

Jeeves! I need you!

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Wank-Diet

A Wank-Diet is initiated by making a promise with oneself or Another person(s) to not participate in the act of masturbating.

Optional: allowances at up to 1 Ejaculation per week

Bob: Hey bro, wanna do some Dutch Rudder tonight?
Ted: No, I'm on a Wank-Diet.
Bob: Good luck, I'll just do the stranger instead

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Wanking Time

A period of time in a day, or over multiple days, designated specifically for premeditated wanking. Often used by, and possibly invented by the British. Is more sophisticated than random wanking because of a longer period of time for preperation and clean-up.

"Sorry but in less than an hour its wanking time, I just can't meet with you today"

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Nasty Wank

A Nasty Wank is when you need to nut so bad you will wank to anything that gets you going ETC A not so attractive women

Last Night I had a Nasty Wank to backdoor to Chyna

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Friendly Wank

To wank over someone who you don't particularly fancy but would totally fuck.

Max: oh i would.
Joe: you wouldn't...
Max: i would totally friendly wank over mrs powell.
Joe: our english teacher?
Max: yeah
Joe: dude she's 43...

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wanking face

The face one pulls while in the act of masterbating

Lol you should see martins wanking face, it looks like his seen a ghost and got a wheelbarrow up his ass

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Stealth Wank

A crafty wank thats done in a stealthy way; so as not to attract unwanted attention.

Pikey had a stealth wank in the park the other day whilst reading the newspaper.

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