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the stupid little, often neon blue LED lights that a boy racer will have on the bonnet of their (badly) souped up Astra/Polo/other random car your Gran wouldnt be seen dead driving. Users of these wanker lights are often 17-24 year old burberry wearing idiots who hang around schools and colleges after final bell, honking any fit girl who walks past.
Ridiculed by many.
look at the wanker lights on that thing!
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A condition commonly occuring in those diagnosed with RSI, (although not necessarily), in which the sufferer experiences pain or discomfort after excessive wanking.
Sean: wank me off, bitch.
Lucy: i can't, i've got wanker's cramp.
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A painful spasm felt after nearly being caught wanking, the actual pain is felt when one pulls their hand back from their cock and their shoulder is strained by the sudden movement. A good way of preventing this from happening is to stretch before masterbating or simply locking your door.
Person A - Hey, why's your arm in a sling?
Person B - Last night i thought i was alone in the house, so i had a wank. Midway through i heard my mum come up the stairs so i paniced and... (points at arm) this happened.
Person A - Whoa... Wanker's Whiplash... You should have limbered up first.
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Someone that seems to only wear Superdry clothing.
'That guys dressed all in Superdry!'
'What a Superdry Wanker!'
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n: A derogatory term used to describe someone who partakes in the noble sport of Extreme Lying Down, but refers to it as Planking.
Person 1: Hey man, you wanna come planking with me?
Person 2: Boy, you are lucky I don't smack you upside the head! You bloody Plank-Wanker!
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also known as crab ladder, the hair below the naval leading down to the pubic region.
Fucking Hell! Your Wankers Tash is like a monkeys arm
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Person who masturbates because they are depressed.
That faggot is such a sissy wanker, there were more tears than cum.
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