wet neck

n. (euphemism) A slit throat.

Not to be confused with the racist characterization Wetneck.

1) I'm gonna give that punk a wet neck for messin' with my bitch!

2) If I don't pay my drug dealer by 5:00, my neck's gonna be wet!

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wet steak

When a girl gives you a blowjob while you eat a steak, usually performed on steak and blowjob day (march 14).

Logan's mom gave me a wet steak the other day.

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Wet beater

A wet wife beater. You usually get one after an intense workout or a long lasting run.

"I was playing basketball for 40 minutes, my wife beater is now a wet beater !"

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wet bar

A bar for mixing drinks that has a sink with running water.

My swank bachelor pad has a hot tub and wet bar.

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wet brain

1)Cretinous behavour resulting from chronic alcohol abuse.
2)One who displays such behavour.
3)Parso snig-blok zeep hee-hee no no no....

Oscar:Who's the cadavar in diapers over there, drooling and farting while he plays with himself?
Felix:Dear old Dad--a complete wet brain now, after 40 years of boozing....

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wet dub

$20 worth of something

Danny:How much?
Frank: "I'll be willin to split the difference for a wet dub!"
Danny: ight nigga

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Wet Hen

"Typical British slang. A 'wet hen' is bedraggled, sad and useless. Probably not as useless as a big girl's blouse, though, and better off than a lame duck." - Terry Pratchet

A wuss or a weakling.

Oh, don't be such a wet hen!