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When someone starts a sentence pleasant and nice but then ends it with saying something offensive.
Me:I was honestly surprised by how well you did. If I was comparing you to a fat fuck!
Friend:Dude that was such a Gordon Ramsay.
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The sexiest woman ever. Reeces mum.
Becky Gordon is so sexy
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An unhealthy dumpling who is incapable of shooting his/her gun in Fortnite and has yet to get a kill, although (s)he plays A LOT. (S)he also has a stronger, smarter, and better-looking older brother who is the President of the Make-A-Wish Club. Lastly, (s)he quit lacrosse to play tennis because (s)he didn’t like Richard Lungen’s son. Then, by some Trump-Russia manipulation, (s)he was voted Captain because he paid the real, actually good tennis players off.
Every human being with eyes, “Charlie Gordon doesn’t shoot his gun in Fortnite!”
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you go to gordon’s, your a proper posho who can’t fight, you act hard, try be chavvy but i don’t work! it’s the biggest shit hole of a private school:)
oi, you go to robert gordon’s
you slag
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Golden Gordon (n) - an occurance involving Alex Goldwater (Gordon) making a fool of himself and not realising, causing much amusement to all about.
Gordon holding a cup of coffee, then being asked the time. He proceeds to turn his wrist to look at his watch, simultaneously pouring coffee all over himself.
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One of the best actors of recent years, and yet also one of the most underrated. The ultimate "Joe" movies include Mysterious Skin, Brick, and soon to be (500) Days of Summer.
Really hot, too, in my opinion.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Brendan Frye: "No more of these informal chats! If you have a disciplinary issue with me, write me up or suspend me and I'll see you at the Parent-Teacher conference."
-From "Brick", 2005
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One of the decades finest young actors. Known for roles in 3rd Rock From The Sun, Mysterious Skin, 10 Things I Hate About You, Brick, (500) Days Of Summer and the recent Inception. He usually acts in independent films, but he's becoming more of a success. Although underrated, he's gradually making his way to blockbuster success. And better yet, he's not like other celebrities who pride themselves. He's honest and doesn't need to rely on image for attention, because it's his amazing talent that sets him up high. Personally, I find him to be very attractive, hot and handsome. He's an actor to watch out for. I am extremely proud to be a fan of his.
"Hey, did you see Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Inception? I thought he was amazing".
"Yeah, he looked a thousand times sexy in his suit and combed hair".
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