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When a man has a penis that surpasses the size of a horses, moose, Chuck Norris', and/or Mr. Rogers'.
Woah, Ryan is hung like a whale!
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To acquire an incredibly large penis when fully erected, like brumaks do in Gears of War 2.
Gamer Girl: Did you see that guy over there?
Gay Gamer: Yea, he looked like he was hung like a brumak!
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When you have a 4-headed dick!
An echidna is hung like an echidna!
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When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk.....and unable to walk
Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a ham
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To be hung like a squirell is when you penis is so small you van only see you nuts and no penis.
Yo dawg you are so small you are hung like a squirrel.
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When a cock is so microscopic, it barely juts out of the skin, much like that of a small boy whose balls have yet to descend.
"Listen to that motherfucker yell across the room. That dude wants everyone to notice him."
"I bet that fucking dude is hung like a toddler or some shit."
"Yup, yup. Total buster."
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to say that your wang is equal to your height and weight when you were born
Man: I'm sorry honey, I have a secret I never told you...i'm hung like a baby
Woman: It's ok honey it can't be that small
Man: No...you dont understand...*whips it out*
Woman: *gasps*...*smiles*
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