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When your boo's taking a shower, exits from the door to the bathroom with they robe still on and you're in the door with your erect dick out and proclaim "YOOOOU SHALLL NOT PASSSS" and ya pork 'em good.
"I can't believe he pulled a purple wizard on me last night, Joan -- I've haven't felt that sexually vivacious in decades!"
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While penetrating your partner anally, just before reaching orgasm, you extinguish a lit cigarette on your partners buttocks. Causing the sphincter to contract, thereby increasing the sensitivity of ejaculation.
I met a girl at bar and did the fiery wizard and never heard from her.... I was summoned to court for assult.
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A sexual act in which you are having sex in the doggystyle position and you pull a magician and right before she turns around you tase her in the back. Then you proceed to ejaculate inside of her yelling "ELECTRIC"
Guy 1 : I just pulled an Electro Wizard on my girl last night.
Guy 2 : How did that work out?
Guy 1 : she wants to go for round 2!
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Denim with bedazzled back pockets or intricate/ornate decorative embroidery, mostly manufactured by True Religion, Miss Me, Ed Hardy or Apple Bottoms. It is worn by both sexes. They are most prevalent in inland Californian urban areas such as Sacramento, Temecula, Chico, San Jose or Orange County....often paired with skunked hair, spiked and frosted tips, tattoos, large diamond earring studs, breast implants, clear heels or lifted trucks/ Dodge Chargers..and more recently, feather hair extensions aka molting avian feather adornments.
Yo, Broski! Check out his glistening wizard pants! Want me a pair of those!
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"I was fucking her wizard's sleeve, and I was thinking, damn, how many guys been here before?"
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when you give a girl anal and feel your about to blow your load hold on a little longer, pull it out and spit on her back then when she turns around she gets a facefall of jiz
im so pissed off with Max. last night, he gave me a magic wizard and had to clean spit off my back as well as jiz off my face
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Another word for an asshole or dick
Caty is such a jizz wizard when she is a bitch to me.
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