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A woody towel is the bar rag male bartenders tuck in the front of the britches supposedly for wiping off their hands. In reality it is to cover their "wood" as in "I would love to..." when face to face with a hottie or face to flesh with a pair of mounds more than a mouthful. It conveniently covers the bulge, re-adjustment, as well as subtle massage in an inconspicious manner under the guise of wiping one's hands.
With the nipples pressing to escape the fabric in front of the bartender's eyes, the bar rag in the back pocket was subtley switched to the front, thus becoming a woody towel.
I took that drop'em blossom back t o my place for the woody charm show
A tough kid who has bars and can fight.
Yo dont mess with g-woodie he dangerous
WOODY=TREE=NUGGETS =)
GLC FT. 36 MAFIA - BREAKING DOWN SUM WOODY
BLOW IT BY THE POUND! SMOKE SUMTHIN! ISM!
ITS FRIDAY, YOU GOT NO JOB AINT GOT SHYT TO DO, LETZ GET HIGH!!! "breakin down some woody"!!
A Gay Man who likes little kids
OMG I see a Woody Thorne in the playground
That mans giant woody looks like a Sonk Ponkle