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A fake condition that can be used as an excuse to get out of things.
Originated from South America from urinating in exotic rivers, ponds, lakes etc.
The worms travel up the urine stream through the urethra and into the testes. Then they eat away at the testes until there is nothing left.
Friend that isn't really your friend but thinks he is: "hey man are you coming to my birthday party on Saturday?"
You: "Dude I would but I have an appointment that day for my Testicular Worms"
Friend that isn't really your friend but thinks he is: "oh that sounds pretty bad man. good luck with your fight. Totes ok that you cant make it"
You: "Thanks"
*Testicular Worms win*
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A theoretical condition where someone acts irrational or delusional in public or on the internet.
Jimmy believes that the birds aren’t real. He suffers from brain worm.
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When your partner gives your limp, flaccid penis a vigorous wank or blow job to get it stiff and rigid for coitus.
Rachel gave me a worm charmer then rode me cowgirl.
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The sport of putting a worm up your arse then trying to fart it out before it tries to wriggle all the way up.
Tam 'I did a bit of worm holeing at the weekend'
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Salty venom usually spat by a bobbinyarn. Only way to treat is to have it sucked out by a woman. Distinguished by its cloudy creamy appearance.
Mckellar was stroking my bobbinyarn last night and it spat white worm in his face.
I dont like the taste of envelopes so i just seal them with white worm.
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The black worm can happen after anal sex. When you urinate a painfull wormlike stream of poo comes out of your penis.
I was peeing after anal and the black worm came out.
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A person so ugly that they look like a chicken and a worm.
Angie: Hey do you see that person over there?
Karen: Yeah, what about her?
Angie: She looks like a major Chicken Worm!
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