Rural Dictionary

Wreck My Ovaries

Wreck my ovaries is a slang term someone (mainly teenage girls) uses to express how bad they want to have sex with a really hot guy. Most of the time the term wreck my ovaries is used with hot male celebrities. The term can also be associated with different words like "snatch my ovaries" and "destroy my ovaries".

"Oh my god Channing Tatum is so fucking hot he can totally wreck my ovaries!"

"Young Brad Pitt needs to destroy my ovaries."

by moonwalker58 October 21, 2019

tokyo train wreck

when two or more girls/women of asian descent are penetrated harshly from the back while in the "wheel barrow race" position. They are pushed towrds each other at high rates of speed until a collission occurs. The men then cum on the heap of bodies until they are satisfied.

"I just watched the craziest porno where 10 guys caused a tokyo train wreck and came on the girls faces!"

by SammyMC130 September 30, 2009

Nervous wreck

When you try and give someone a hand job and don't know how.

Yeaahh, he even admitted that I was a nervous wreck

by Ginger bush June 6, 2014

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wrecking ball blumpkin

When a blumpkin-giver's face slams into and disintegrates the blumpkin-receiver's fecal matter.

There are 2 essential elements to upgrade from the familiar blumpkin in which we all engage on a regular basis to the hallowed rarity of a wrecking ball blumpkin:

1. Blumpkin-giver's face must actually make contact with the fecal matter.
2. There must be noticeable separation or breaking up of the fecal matter.

Roddy: Yeah, I got my first blumpkin ages ago, when I was 13 and playing Zelda Ocarina of Time. But it took me another 8 years of steady trying to get a wrecking ball blumpkin.

JP: She's like a 5.5, mediocre.
Stu: She gives blumpkins.
JP: Ok, 7.5-8, pretty good.
Stu: And wrecking ball blumpkins.
JP: Wow. I'm going to ask her out, what's her name?

by JrobbieRcockJ March 25, 2010

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