WTF Mode

WTF mode is best stated, as being in a state of aggitation.
Where you just get so mad, and you flick the switch inside your head over to WTF Mode.
When in WTF mode you continously curse and then either hit someone or storm away.

ARGH! WHAT THE FUCK MAN!! YOU FUCKED MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND! I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE YOU!
-POW-
-Storms away-

random person nearby: Yo, That guy was just in WTF Mode!

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wtf nut

1) a masturbating without cause, arousal or motivation.
b masturbating because there's nothing else to do.

2) little to no sensation after and/or during a masturbation session. ultimately leading to depression.

3) normally one asks oneself what the fuck did i do that for afterwards.

1) abraham woke up one morning knowing there's nothing planned out today so he decided to kill some time by masturbating.

2) damn bro, i just masturbated and had a wtf nut.

3) i just wtf nut.

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lol wtf

A general term used to indicate suprise and/or displeasure by the "internet" set, largely referred to as Anonymous.

Two gay men are having sex.
God: "lol wtf."

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wtf charles

WTF Charles means the same thing as WTF 'What the Fuck'. It’s from a voiced over X-Men cartoon starring the Juggernaut.

It’s a scene where Professor Charles Xavier is having an image in his head in which the Juggernaut sees this and proceeds to say "WTF Charles?!" to Professor X.

A friend and I altered the regular WTF with this one because we thought it was the funniest part of the Cartoon and it just sounded better to say WTF Charles?! instead of the old boring WTF. It is pretty funny because we come across people that know what we are talking about when we say WTF Charles. They are like "Dude, the Juggernaut!" Haha.... oh well I thought i'd share the new and improved WTF phrase.

If you would like to see the video, just goto any video search website and type Juggernaut in the search bar and it will come up.

Example 1:

Bob: "Dude, did you hear that Bruce came out of the closet?"
Steve: "WTF Charles?!"

Example 2:

:::You hear a weird noise in the distance:::
You: "WTF Charles?!?"

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WTF Party

A social gathering where, upon arrival, the objective is to make the attendees exclaim, "What the fuck!?". The strongest reactions are usually brought about by strange outfits, wigs, nudity, new girlfriends or boyfriends, body paint, or other unordinary items.

"I'm going to Lisha's WTF party tonight in an afro wig, cheetah leotard and flippers. Oh ya, and Bill is my date."

"But you're a dude...?"

"Exactly."

"WTF?"

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wtf bbq

A saying used to express confusion, disbelief, or anger.

A rock hit me in the head one day and I was like
WTF BBQ!?! BITCH WHO THREW THAT?

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WTF Mate!

A phrase an Australian kangaroo says in the video,"End Of Ze World",. It Means "What the fuck, Mate!" usually in an Australian accent. (Mate in Australian means friend)

( dob-u tee eef m + ate) - WTF Mate! you spilled you drink on me!

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